Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names: Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty 肮脏 Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet 安静 Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty 灰尘 Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock 屁股 Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead 你死了 Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs 煎蛋 Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death 输死了 Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum 恨你妈 Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow 可怜呆 Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt 破产 Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs 鸟生蛋 Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin 垃圾桶 Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long 脚毛长 Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother CALL你妈 Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death 待你死 Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails 螺丝钉 Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings 鼻屎 Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before 没死过 很久以前一位新来的老师点名.. 竟然叫我的名称为... chicken = chunkien