Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty 肮脏
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet 安静
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty 灰尘
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock 屁股
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead 你死了
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs 煎蛋
Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death 输死了
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum 恨你妈
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow 可怜呆
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt 破产
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs 鸟生蛋
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin 垃圾桶
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long 脚毛长
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother CALL你妈
Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death 待你死
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails 螺丝钉
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings 鼻屎
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before 没死过
很久以前一位新来的老师点名..
竟然叫我的名称为... chicken = chunkien
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