Saturday, July 19, 2008

好名称

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty 肮脏

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet 安静

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty 灰尘

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock 屁股

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead 你死了

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs 煎蛋

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death 输死了

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum 恨你妈

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow 可怜呆

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt 破产

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs 鸟生蛋

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin 垃圾桶

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long 脚毛长

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother CALL你妈

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death 待你死

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails 螺丝钉

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings 鼻屎

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before 没死过

很久以前一位新来的老师点名..
竟然叫我的名称为... chicken = chunkien

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